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Are you a rabid dog? are you tired of living in the dark corner of society? call your local RABIES AWARENESS HOTLINE for help and support.
--love and disease filled kisses from the one known as Impey.

OMGZ!!!1 Too school for cool.


Look, we're very busy men/dinosaurs and as a result ALL of our pages are CONSTANTLY under construction.... but let me sit you on my lap and tell you a little bit about myself, I was born in 1988 to two beautiful apes, I struggled to fit in, in the changing society, questioning my sexuality. I became a gambling addict in the late 60's selling all my hard earned water polo trophies for petty cash to bet on the track. eventually I found myself wondering what went wrong, I then joined a popular boy band "the backstreet boys" where I led the life of a queen, unfortunatly this led to a downward spiral of drugs and disposable gloves. The acid trip of '89 changed my life forever, I am now an honest priest working in a small town called new york, I was never able to kick the habit of wearing disposable gloves though, it's my cross to bear.

MY QUIZZES [you know you want to take them]
Livejournal
MY and ONLY MY links page

more about my fabulous self