I'm not Tess, thank god, for Tess is but a drooling heap in the corner. You see, our good friend Teresa is computer illiterate as well as being illiterate in real life, so I had to make this fabulous page for her... Anyway here's what the MONSTER had to say;

Thank you impey for that charming introduction. Now back to business...My name is Mother Teresa and i live in a trailor park. I am 12 and have many children.

Yes folks, that was the only message she gave for her page, she did however give me some pictures to post on here, read disclaimer below.

Dis prettty picture here is something what I lie about and say that it's my little cousins, but I'll let you in on a little secret!! It's really mine and I luv it and treasure it all night longggg! And dis is a pic of Blink182, dey r like my fav band EVER!!!!! EYE LUV BLINK 182!

<<< Me is retard what likes the little mermaid! What is goooood, I like what is under the sea song and I sing it all day long as well as a bunch of other annoying disney songs that people such as addie hate! AN 'ere is anotha blink 154 piece of crap! YAYZ!!

Here is pictures what of Johnny Rotten and the Sex Pistols, me is OBSESSED with lovin' them just like I love to have fingerlickin' fun at KFC! an dats da end, lub tessy

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{{tess may or may not approve of my comments and the whole morphing process thing}}